It took a few overhauls, but I've finally done it. A computer devoid of ketchup and mustard cables. Only the purest of matte black with a hint of violet lighting.
This beast is able to switch between the gaming oriented Windows OS and the software development oriented OpenSUSE Linux OS faster than I can walk to the kitchen and take a quick sip of water.
Games run at 1080p perfectly fine above 60fps (and sometimes even 144fps). Any task thrown at it has been graciously computated quickly and efficiently. Absolutely no complaints other than Windows regularly crashing, even after a few resets. There's a reason why I only do software development on Linux.
Turns out the camera wasn't exactly capturing the colours correctly so it looks more indigo rather than violet. Oh well.